Dear Lydia,

Please do not kill Tony--he's really a wonderful, loving person who is addicted to bargain shopping.

My wife, however, my be secretly plotting my untimely demise since I just purchased a 27-foot Catalina sailboat. (I couldn't turn down a bargain either!) She'll probably give me a Viking funeral by putting an axe in my thick skull , raising the sails, point the bow due east and set the boat on fire. Hey, it's cheaper than putting my boney butt in a casket and she'll be getting rid of the sailboat at the same time!

Bottom's up,

Gary

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Travlin' Easy